> SYSTEM: Initializing digital resurrection protocol... _
> Loading quantum algorithms... DONE
> Calibrating digital whiskers... IN PROGRESS
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class QuantumPurrEngine implements IQuantumComputer {
private qubits: QuantumCat[] = [];
private entangledStates = new Map<string, QuantumState>();
constructor(numCats: number = 9) {
this.initializeQubits(numCats);
}
async computeQuantumState(): Promise<QuantumResult> {
return new Promise(resolve => {
this.qubits.forEach(cat => {
// Schrödinger's cat state initialization
cat.superposition = Math.random() > 0.5
? State.SLEEPING | State.AWAKE
: State.PLAYING | State.IGNORING;
// Quantum entanglement via purring
this.entangle(cat);
});
resolve(this.collapseWaveFunction());
});
}
private entangle(cat: QuantumCat): void {
// Purr-based quantum entanglement
const frequency = cat.getPurrFrequency();
const state = new QuantumState(frequency);
this.entangledStates.set(cat.id, state);
}
}
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